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Surveillance Setup
Please provide your first name to begin calibration. This application runs entirely in your local browser sandbox.
Choose Your Executioner
Select the relative whose mental judgment will force you to stop looking at memes.
Select Disappointment Setting
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Disappointment Statement
"We have computed your cognitive discipline metrics. It's not looking good for your generation."
Proposed Career Route
Professional Tea Stall Manager
Original Ambition:
Tasting codes
Pure Focused Work:
4 seconds
Seconds Slacking:
120 seconds
Focus Interruptions:
6 times
Sharma Ji's Son Comparison:
Sharma Ji's Son is 400x faster
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